okbabes:

omg

tennant-salad:

noelfrost:

Eggscellent news

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes.

toothpastecomics:

Hope you wanted a cool baby. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

favorfire:

now that’s what I like to hear

hoes-nd-clothes:

LMFAOOO 🙈😂😴

• us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*

catsbeaversandducks:

The Cat Belt, for when you really need to stand up, regardless of who’s sleeping on your lap.

Via Funny & Fabulous Cats

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

yeezuskhrist:

appropriate for today.