GOOD B Y E
new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito
*looks at own selfies*
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.